Walt Whimsy

We here at Tweedle Industries cordially invite you to our latest project, this very blog upon which you glare. The deliciously indubitable RM and Wiry decided to embark upon a simple yet masochistic project, which is well in keeping with their general, rustic aesthetic. Often have we two debated and preened our various thoughts and beliefs, but we have never been able to hammer the proverbial nail into the metaphorical coffin, if only because we acknowledged our own subjectivity, and our inability to remove ourselves from the emotional ties we forge.

No More!

Well, that's not entirely true. More! We realize that removing our subjectivity would require some sort of fusion with technology and extrication of our hearts, and neither of us has the capital nor the particular desire to become a Davy Jones mecha, so we struck a compromise. We shall man-hug our bias, but develop a grading system that removes our subjectivity from the system, enabling us to do what we desire more than anything...

Categorize, Tabulate, Score, and Rrrrrank.

So welcome, reader, to this Dewey Decimalization of our first great project, the Complete Theatrical Animated Features of Walt Disney. Over the course of this blog, we will watch, debate, rank, judge, and publish for your viewing pleasure our thoughts and rankings of every film from Snow White to Meet the Robinsons - The Good (Beauty and The Beast), The Bad (Treasure Planet), and The Ugly (Home on The Range) of all things in between.

We do this for ourselves and our own glory, but welcome your thoughts, criticisms, your rambling and rabid rants defending your precious favorite. If you want to get involved, please let us know, and we'll try to include you in our cine-meandering. This, like all things, is a communal exercise in bullshit. Come. Let's spread the poop around together, friends.

Sincerely,
RM and Wiry, purveyors of mischief